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Why...


Saturday, August 02, 2008

  • Are the ladies at the Post Office so unhappy in their work?
  • Are Bibles expensive?
  • Doesn't Northampton Central Library sell bookmarks?
  • Is Gordon Brown the only guy that won't be reshuffled?
  • Doesn't Brie have a 'Best After' date?


Just wondering.



2008 snogs


posted by Andy 10:22

Do Anything You Wanna Do!!!


Monday, July 28, 2008

Will always be a classic rebellious anthem!




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posted by Andy 14:19

Best film ever made?


Monday, July 14, 2008

Flying Lobsters from Venus?



...or Zontar. Thing from Venus.

"It's pretty mature for his plan.... Premature." hahahhahaaa!!!!!

2008 snogs


posted by Andy 14:03

H&M = S&M


Friday, July 11, 2008

A brother descended upon me yesterday and coaxed me into H&M on a quest for long sleaved baumwolle shirts. (Cool and cover the scars) btw, who gathers the baumwolle? Chortle! Any road up, found some shirts and bought 'em. Got 'em home and they're way too small! And I'm talking XL here! Good grief! A Google later and I find their sizes are notoriously random! I ventured into BHS on sighting an 'up to 70% off placard and assuming long sleeved shirts would be most heavily discounted; given it's summer and all. I did battle with the be-wigged old trout on the cash desk and was most pleasantly surprised to find that all three garments not only fitted, but were roomy and stylish! Given that they were all labelled as the same sizes as the H&M ones I was both chuffed and pissed off! Where do H&M get off making folk believe they are a couple of sizes larger than they really are? Fuck 'em! And I'll tell 'em so; and you should too!!!!

btw, hope you enjoy my lovely dub-bley new tuneage!


2008 snogs


posted by Andy 04:38

TONA


Sunday, June 22, 2008

Because they're my rocking freinds from Novi Sad!



Hope you enjoy!

I'm getting Dubwise with the pink bass...

Else...
  • Meds being changed
  • Saw Dr Patel and rubbed his tummy-tum-tum
  • Reading Sheridan Le Fanu's In A Glass Darkly and Dickens' Sketches by Boz
  • Fuzzy head and bloody body
  • Post box was ransacked... now repaired
  • Coffee table remains in a state of collapse
  • My right nipple sends me messages....

Tara a bit,

2008 snogs



posted by Andy 14:44