Psych asssessment finally arrived yesterday after 3 months. I arrived in good time although awash with sweat as per usual and reported at reception like a good loony. Unexpectedly I was directed upstairs where the good doctor would 'collect' me. After a rather uncommunicative lift (elevator to our US chums) finally dropped me off I made my enquiries and duly sat down to drip and steam in the appointed place. Some minutes after my appointed time a short, bald, tubby asian guy appeared, tried (unsuccessfully) to get into a room then made a call on his mobile. Apparently he could swipe in, but the "handle has dropped off". He identified himself to me and apologised.
Ok so cut to the consultation that occurred downstairs. All ok until Dr Patel asked me to keep my answers concise... to which I replied "You what!?!?", closing eyes and clenching everything so as not to lash out and lose credibility, "You guys couldn't be arsed to give me an appointment last autumn so I got re-referred in January. I wait till the arse end of April to see you and cuz your knob drops off you are trying to rush me! Well fuck you!". I paraphrased slightly... However Dr Patel and me became good buddies after this and covered much ground in the remaining 20 mins. I'm now referred to 'day hospital' which others may find demeaning but i feel will provide some structure and human contact. He also seemed to appreciate the broader context and offered assistance with financial, residential stuff. It was particularly gratifying to be told that I was obviously a 'genuine guy' i.e. not taking the piss. So hoorah for Dr Patel!

It's a start, right?

Thanks to all who have sent supportive messages. Cheers, chums.

2005 snogs

posted by Andy 11:08