Ok so I went to see a quack ay 15.25 today. (He was a locum cuz of summer hols). Two hours later they try to evict me before I tell them that I've beenn waiting for two mhours to see the aforementioned quack!
 
I see the quack, ho-hum...
 
I have a dream later, wanna hear the abreviated version? k,.... afraid this is just notes, not a script or whatever...
 
At some party
Sunday school party
Three women
Sex with each of them at various times
Got hold of an old sports car – didn’t steal it.
Was sitting on a couch with this woman, slightly dark, making out
Old guy sitting by a piano
Got handed these tin boxes and told that he’d seen us making out and he would punish us by putting the tins on our heads an beating us with a steel ruler
I try to escape
Big argument with this guy, think he was someone’s dad.
I pick up a knife and carve into him, nice and deep, blood oozing out
Carve the word “cunt” into his back
We must be “up north” somewhere I guess
The guy and others are lying on the grass in the back garden, apparently lifeless
I say my goodbyes to the women
For some reason myself and this asian guy are to leave together in my car
We go to the car with the luggage
Realise we’ve left a bag inside
I load up the car while he goes back for the bag
I’m leaning into the passenger side
Three black guys turn up – I see one of them through the driver’s door
He fires through the window twice
Then again, closer to me – he demands the keys
I ask that I be able to take out our luggage, they agree
Friend returns and I explain
There’s always the old motorbike I think
Then we look at it and realize the seat and engine have been removed
Bollocks!
We walk off
There are now three of us, me, a black guy and another guy (white or asian)
Decide to get a train
Walk through a housing estate and towards a station
I’m carrying a large, office chair now (dunno why) down a narrow pathway
A bus-stop is ahead and a pensioner gets in my way… I’m separated from the others
I arrive at this strange “lido”, bar complex, lots of people around the pool and in a large seated area
I look for my friends
Across the pool I see a white guy with tousled, bleach-highlighted hair holding an Uzi sub machine gun – this points at me momnentarily
He moves around the pool and I move in opposite direction – diving beneath the low pool wall for cover
Gunman is now in the seated area, behind a slim, brown marble pillar about six inches in diameter
He fires several times on either side of the pillar but I,m ok.
He shouts various threats including a bomb threat – very soon the complex will be destroyed
People rush to evacuate – doors are not working, I have to prise a door open,
My legs are heavy as I try to find a way to get some distance between me and the complex
Suddenly I’m inside again, still looking for my friends
I’m in some sort of library and student union complex
I see a girl viewing a scan of her arse! Lol This seems to be an assignment as several are doing similar things
I hunt around the complex and go down a spiral staircase into what must be the student union bar
I go back up and see a small opening with two slim, handsome, black bouncers standing by it
I ask what’s down there
They say it’s something like “Café & Crème” “not for you”
I struggle back upstairs realizing “Café & Crème” is a gay bar
I fight past groups of women going down the stairs to the gay bar
At the top people are still struggling to get out of the complex
A crowd go down a concrete stairwell and come up against a door, painted a nasty, mustard yellow
The door is difficult to open but eventually we are herded through and find a concrete stair going upwards to freedom
At the top there is a blue-painted steel gate, locked!
Fuck!
Back down the stair there are some old wooden cupboards
I look through them to find a screwdriver to open the gate with
I awake soon after
 
Best part was the, ahem, sexual relations with the three lovely ladies (admittedly around 40, shortish, average figures – but darn tasty!)
 
Crazy!!!! Slurp!
 
 
Snogs 2u!

posted by Andy 23:49