Thursday, February 27, 2003

Dream a little dream....

I have had a few really vivid dreams to share with y'all:

first one I recall was where I was with a guy from school (15 years ago) and we were both going to war the next day. I was dreaming the emotions (does everyone do that?) and I suddenly realised that despite the training I had done, my mind was totally blank, like all the shit I had learned had gone from my brain so I felt like some dick in uniform with no idea wtf to do in the face of an enemy. I woke up PFS I can tell you!

Last night I had a really weird dream. Like I was at Uni and had nothing less than a Ł5 note. So I could not get the bus, right? So I got a lift wit some girls... ended up in a chip shop, then some-ones house. Now the kids dismantled my mobile phone to the "it's fucked!" stage. Scary!

Third dream I recall was the Boris Yeltsin dream..... I bumped into Boris Yeltsin and had a long chat (funny guy was Boris!) then I insisted on getting a photo taken... but my camera was fucked! So I had to use a tiny backup cam. Which was ok and Boris was a star! He was necking vodka's and eating the psychedelic vegetables with Ice cream that was on thje table (e-mail me for further details). Anyhow, thankfully my mobile phone is ok.... Boris Yeltsin rocked in my dream tho..... so WTF does that mean?

snogs B4 we die

posted by Andy 23:37

Wednesday, February 26, 2003

Where's me bleeding comments keep dissappearing to? eh? eh? eh?

posted by Andy 21:40

Saturday, February 22, 2003

LOVE starts with a SMILE , grows with a KISS , and ends with a TEAR.
DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you.
Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and
impossible to forget.
You can only go as far as you push.
ACTIONS speak louder than words.
The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.
DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff.
LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it.
A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE.
Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it.
BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us.
When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can
look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there.
TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER.
Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them,
but you know they are ALWAYS THERE.
DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.
What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?
Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
Most people walk in and out of your life, but only FRIENDS leave>footprints in your heart.
Send this on to everyone special in your life, even the people who really
make you MAD sometimes
and to the people whose lives you want to be in!!!

And send it back to the person who sent it to you if they mean something to
you!!
Remember, every minute spent angry is sixty seconds of happiness wasted.

AWESOME PRAYER:

May today there be peace within you. May you trust God that you are exactly
where you are meant to be. "I believe that friends are quiet angels who
lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly."

Is that sweet or what?

snogs

posted by Andy 08:14

Friday, February 21, 2003

Snog - British informal
To Kiss and cuddle
n. An act of snogging [20th century:origin obscure]

For Jule's information ;op

"Snogs not war"

posted by Andy 07:35

Wednesday, February 19, 2003

Too good to last...

I knew that this year was going too well! So I've had 6 weeks of good fortune and positivity in all facets of life... which is pretty good I guess, but I was stupid to think it would last.

It's just work which is the pain, but obviously that is a helluva big chunk of one's life. What is annoying is that persons (who will remain nameless and are indeed faceless to me) won't give any indication about future finance... so how the f**k do I plan? In any case what is clear is that I have to do even more over the next year with the same resources. Sheesh! Now I have given JC a good run for his money over the past few years in the miracle stakes but I'm getting to my 'miracle ceiling', I'm thinking.

Ho Hum.

Better get off and turn some more lead into gold I guess.

Snogs

posted by Andy 05:27

Friday, February 14, 2003

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Hi Di Ho!

I don't care if this pisses you off cuz it's what I believe. Which is that killing innocent people in order to protect innocent people is a rather flawed strategy. I very much hope that the situation, as I see it, being southern states of US versus rest of the world, will gravitate against an invasion without concensus.

Realistically, wirth Bush & Blair war-mongering... well... beware the Ides of March as Shakespeare once said

But don't fucking worry, I mean are YOU really a viable target or a place near you? Even if you think you are there's no point in worrying as there is SFA you can do to protect yourself (buy all the Duck Tape and plastic sheeting you want and you're still fucked in a worst case scenario. All you'd do is prolong your agony) so carry on as normal and love one another, ok?

This 'war' stinks. It's not even a war. If it happens then it will be GW Bush and by implication the USA people who are the agressors. How fundamentalist christian is that, eh? Oh I forgot! Stoopid me! Fundamentalists of all religious persuasions are war-mongering, self serving terrorists, right? Southern states of USA, I mean you! So bomb ME why dontcha?

I also kinda wonder wtf has happened to this war on terrorism. Based on the fact that UK's airports were closed down yesterday (and again today) based on terrorist threats (NOT, related to Al Quieda) one kinda wonders why all the emphasis on Iraq, which based on all available nformation (ask Hans Blix) is only guilty of having missiles which might, possibly have a range about 30 miles over the limit and might, possibly, at some time in the future, with no clear motive, attack some country, somewhere. Sheesh!

Lets bomb the fuck out of South Africa, Israel, North Korea, Russia, China, France, Germany, yes... even the US of fucking A for that matter. Lets not forget that Iraq were on USA's side in the war against Iran not so long ago, and hey! USA and UK sold weapons and technology to Iraq up until the late 1980's or so.

Maybe GW and Blair may be wise to actually read the 'Bible' which they make great show of 'believing' and take note of the following directive from JC himself:

"he who is without sin amongst you, let him first cast a stone" erm that would be like, er John:8v7 (King James ver.)

But anyhow, I give less than a flying fuck really, cuz I am going to visit a young lady at the weekend and nothing I say or do will make the slightest difference to GW & baby Blair, so why the fuck should I ruin my life worrying about this shit? Now if I was in the firing line, like maybe in Iraq or Turkey.... maybe I would think different.

off to loveland, with a finger to the war-mongerers... and hey, who was that who said "blessed are the peacemakers?" shi-ite if that wasn't old JC himself once more. Well bugger me! So GW and baby Blair, if you are true Christians, maybe you should actually read your bible babes!

snogs from a peace-loving atheist

posted by Andy 23:52

Monday, February 10, 2003

I gotta a valentine!!!!!!

I know it's early but I'm gonna gloat and make ya feel jealous... muahahahaha

mega snogs

posted by Andy 09:23

Thursday, February 06, 2003

on a crusade

Tired of being a flabby-arsed blob? Sick of buying larger clothes so you won't embarrass yerself when your wedding tackle bursts forth as the zipper succumbs to the pressure? Wish you no longer looked like to much sausage meat trying to get into the skin?

Join my new crusade to wear cool clothes by May 1st! (Like the ones you could wear two years ago that are gathering dust in the wardrobe wondering what they did that upset you and made you suddenly leave them. Like now you cross the bedroom pretending you haven't seen them, you don't return their calls, they didn't even get a card at christmas!)

So that's me, lose the weight, gain the money I'm not spending on beer and food :o) sounds like a plan eh?

Snogs to all

andy (he ain't heavy, he's got blubber)

posted by Andy 20:52

Tuesday, February 04, 2003

Oh Happy Day!

New Lou Reed cd came out today, soooo.... yes, I got my copy and it's pretty awesome, in most senses of the word. One of those ones which will take, like 6 months to work it's way into my brain, which is always a good sign, cuz I have found over the years that if something is immediately accessible it tends to have a fairly short shelf life.

So now I hit you with an exception, lol. Got the recent Apples In Stereo also. It's called Velocity Of Sound and rocks!!!! Best AIS cd yet imho. I love those guys and their punky, psychedlic poppness! I have yet to get tired of any of their stuff after a year. Plus... it has a lovely scary green cover :o)))))

Just gonna stick a media player on the index page..... (stop me if I get too obssessive, it has been known to happen, lol)

mega snogs to all xxxxx

posted by Andy 21:07

Sunday, February 02, 2003

Broadcasting House on Sunday morning is always fun, especially the Donald Rumsfeld Soundbite Of The Week. The guy is a true star in the linguistic firmament, hehehe. Now I can listen to these nuggets whenever I want, and so can you... BBC - Radio 4 - BH Donald Rumsfeld Soundbites

I'm not going to talk much about the shuttle thing except to ask why it's not mentioned on the NASA site; apparently the contaminated debris will take an age to clean up (dirty bombs are like that aren't they?); hundreds of people lose their lives everyday in car, train and plane accidents... maybe some perspective is required here. Having said that, I obviously feel for the bereaved families.

snogs

posted by Andy 10:24

Saturday, February 01, 2003

Hullo chaps, has it really been a week since I blogged? Ah well. I'm pissed odff tonight, cuz of incompetence. Did I mention that I hate that, especially amongst my supposed superiors I mean I am constantly being bombarded with requests to 'address quality issues' but see no evidence of it in my supposed superiors, rant rave fume. I mean I call the @on call' system there to support me, bearing in mind that I have been doing a similar role for 6 days already to bloody high standards, what with being a helpline manager and all that. Anyway all I needed was a phone number in order to sort out a situation (too technical to enter into here) so I get through to some girl who didn't realise why I was calling then 10 mins later said she would call whoever was on call. He called back after 7 minutes took my request then called back later. Over 30 mins have elapsed by this time, only to tell me that he had no info and in any case this number was for emergencies only. Well anyone who knows me will tell you that this kinda pissed me off. I mean what does he reckon an emergency is? In any case, in helpline terms the whole set up sucks, trust me. moan groan, fume. Neddless to say I mouthed off at him in a polite but assertive manner! lol! (ie all the fucks were implied)

Ho Hum

Anyhow, last night at the Vic was fun. A guy turned up with a coffin lid in sunburst finish! Later it trurned out that it was a 'street luge' which some guy had got up to 80mph!!!! wooaaaarrrgghhhhh!!!! Scary shit! hehehe

Better git gone. btw if anyone finds my counters please return them. I didn't give them permission to bugger off like that! It's like fastonlineclicks all over again!

snogs

posted by Andy 22:11