Andy's Recipes

Broccoli & Kidney Bean Masala

Cauliflower & Carrot Massala

Split Red Lentil Dal

Peppered Steak

Chicken Korma

Indian Lemon Pickle

Aloo Gobi

Pasta salad with olives and feta cheese

Crumpets, humous and hot sauce

Pickled Eggs

Pickled Onions

Pickled Garlic

Pickled Hot Chillies

Glossary of ingredients

 

Broccoli & Kidney Bean Masala

  1. Ingredients: 

  2. Basmati Rice

  3. Jeera seeds

  4. Olive oil

  5. Fresh Chilli

  6. Garlic

  7. Black pepper

  8. Parsley/coriander leaf

  9.  

  10. Method:

  11. Fry Jeera

  12. Add garlic & chilli

  13. Add rice

  14. Add black pepper

  15. Add water

  16. Boil

  17. Add herbs at end

  18.  

  19.  Ingredients:

  20. Brocolli florets

  21. Olive oil

  22. Garlic

  23. Fresh chillies

  24. Tin kidney beans

  25. Tomato puree

  26. Black pepper

  27. Garam Masala

  28. Parsley/coriander leaf

  29.  

  30. Method:

  31. Fry florets (cover for part of time)

  32. Add garlic and chillies

  33. Add Garam Masala

  34. Add little water

  35. Add tomato puree and black pepper

  36. Reduce and add herbs

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Cauliflower & Carrot Massala

  1. As above substituting cauliflower and carrot for broccoli and leaving out the kidney beans and tomato puree is optional

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Split Red Lentil Dal

  1.  Ingredients:

  2. Split red lentils

  3. Olive oil

  4. Garlic

  5. Fresh chillies

  6. Garam Masala

  7. Parsley/coriander leaf

  8.  

  9. Method:

  10. Soak lentils

  11. Fry chillies and garlic

  12. Add lentils and garam massala

  13. Add small amount of water

  14. Simmer till lentils softened

  15. Add tom puree and reduce

  16. Add herbs towards end

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Peppered Steak

  1.  Ingredients:

  2. Steak (size and cut to suit taste)

  3. Whole black peppercorns

  4. Whole mustard seeds

  5.  

  6. Method:

  7. Grind peppercorns and mustard seeds in pestle & mortar

  8. Coat the steak liberally on both sides some time prior to cooking

  9. Grill to taste (I prefer it thick and bloody)

  10. Serve with your choice of seasonal veggies

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Chicken Korma

  1.  Ingredients:

  2. Chicken breasts

  3. Garlic

  4. Ginger root

  5. Black pepper

  6. Haldi

  7. Methi

  8. Jeera seeds

  9. Mustard seeds

  10. Garam Masala

  11. ½ banana

  12. Tomato puree

  13. Olive oil

  14. Fresh coriander leaf (dried if you can’t find any)

  15.  

  16. Method:

  17. Finely chop garlic and ginger root

  18. In a frying pan or wok toast the whole mustard and jeera seeds for a couple of minutes

  19. Add a small amount of olive oil and the chopped garlic and ginger

  20. Add the remaining spices (be liberal with the black pepper as this is providing the heat in this recipe)

  21. Add the diced chicken breast and seal

  22. Add some water, a squirt of tomato puree and half a chopped banana together with some chopped coriander leaf

  23. Stir and reduce until a thick gravy forms

  24. Can be covered and kept in a warming oven or left to cool and frozen

  25. Garnish with chopped coriander leaf prior to serving

  26. Serve with your choice of rice or nan bread

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Indian Lemon Pickle

  1.  Ingredients:

  2. Unwaxed lemons

  3. Salt

  4. Black pepper

  5. Haldi

  6. Garam Masala

  7. Whole mustard seeds

  8. Whole jeera seeds

  9. Carrots

  10. Olive oil

  11. Pickling jar or very clean coffee jar

  12.  

  13. Method:

  14. Steam the lemons whole under soft

  15. Chop lemons into chunks and place with the juice in a large ceramic bowl

  16. Sprinkle liberally with salt (at least a tablespoon)

  17. Chop carrots into chunky sticks and add to the lemon gloop

  18. Place warm lemon/carrot gloop into the picking jar, leaving an inch clearance

  19. Toast the whole mustard and jeera seeds in a frying pan

  20. Add a splash of olive oil to the frying pan then the remaining spices

  21. Pour the spicy olive oil on top of the lemon mixture

  22. Seal jar and shake to homogenise

  23. Keep for at least two weeks, giving the jar a shake each day (Jit’s mother says you should think beautiful thoughts while doing this to ensure a tasty pickle)

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Aloo Gobi

  1.  Ingredients:

  2. Aloo

  3. Gobi

  4. Whole fresh chilli

  5. Garlic

  6. Ginger

  7. Haldi

  8. Jeera seeds

  9. Mustard seeds

  10. Black pepper

  11. Garam masala

  12. Methi

  13. Tomato puree

  14. Tomato sauce (Andy’s secret ingredient)

  15. Olive oil

  16.  

  17. Method:

  18. Chop aloo into small chunks and the gobi into small florets (a short steam or blanch is optional)

  19. Finely chop garlic and ginger root

  20. Toast the whole mustard and jeera seeds in a frying pan or wok

  21. Add a splash of olive oil together with the chopped garlic, ginger and chilli

  22. Add the aloo and gobi with the remaining spices and fry for a moment

  23. Add a small amount of water together with a squirt of tomato puree and a small blob of tomato sauce

  24. Add some chopped coriander leaf

  25. Reduce until a thick gravy forms

  26. Can be covered and kept in a warming oven or left to cool and frozen

  27. Garnish with chopped coriander leaf prior to serving

  28. Serve with your choice of rice or nan bread

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Pasta salad with olives and feta cheese

  1.  Ingredients:

  2. Wholewheat pasta (that twisty spiral stuff is my favourite)

  3. Feta cheese

  4. Courgette

  5. Tomatoes

  6. Green/red/black peppers

  7. Black and/or green pitted olives

  8. Olive oil

  9. Garlic

  10. Black pepper

  11. Lime or lemon juice

  12. Fresh chilli

  13. Mixed herbs

 

  1. Method:

  2. Boil pasta in salted water till al-dente, rinse in cold water and leave to cool

  3. Prepare a chunky salad

  4. Chop one deseeded fresh chilli and two cloves of garlic

  5. Place chopped chilli and garlic in a glass jug and add the juice of half a lime or equivalent

  6. Add black pepper and mixed herbs to the dressing together with a fair slug of olive oil

  7. Beat the dressing with a fork until it becomes milky

  8. Place pasta, salad, olives and crumbled feta in a large bowl and mix gently

  9. Pour over the dressing and serve with a pepper grinder available

  10. Prepare for a mouthgasm!!!!

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Crumpets, humous and hot sauce

  1.  Ingredients:

  2. Crumpets, humous and Encona West Indian Hot Pepper Sauce 

  3.  

  4. Method:

  5. Cook yer crumpets and eat with humous and hot sauce

  6. It’s scrumdiddlyumptious!

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Pickled Eggs

  1. Ingredients:
  2. Fresh eggs
  3. Distilled (clear) malt vinegar
  4. Cinnamon bark
  5. Jeera seeds
  6. Whole black peppercorns
  7. Whole mustard seeds
  8. Demerera or white sugar
  9.  
  10. Method:
  11. Hard boil eggs (approx 10 minutes)
  12. Douse and cool eggs
  13. Place spices (including a small sprinkle of sugar) and vinegar in pan (not aluminium!!!) bring to boil, turn off heat.
  14. Shell cooled eggs carefulluy and place in a large pickling jar or sterilised coffee jar
  15. Pour hot, spiced vinegar into jar and seal
  16. Keep for at least one week until breaking seal and eating

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Pickled Onions

  1. Small onions or shallots
  2. Distilled vinegar (as above)
  3. Cinnamon bark
  4. Jeera seeds
  5. Black peppercorns
  6. Mustard seeds
  7. Demerara sugar (or white)
  8.  
  9. Method:
  10. Place whole, unpeeled onions in a large bowl of heavily salted water overnight
  11. Peel and cut off the hairy bit then place back in salted water for a further night (try to weight down the onions so they are totally immersed. Do not skimp on this as due to osmosis and that shit, this ersures the onions remain crispy)
  12. Boil vinegar and spices as for pickled eggs
  13. Place onions in sterile jars
  14. Add hot, spiced vinegar and seal
  15. Leave for at least 2weeks-month before eating

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Pickled garlic

As onions

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Pickled hot chillies

  1. Ingredients:
  2. Chilli peppers
  3. Vinegar
  4. Whole black peppercorns
  5. Cinnamon bark
  6. Whole mustard seeds
  7.  
  8. Method:
  9. Wash whole chillies then steam gently (to sterilise rather than to cook)
  10. Prepare spiced vinegar and jars as for onions/garlic
  11. Place chillies in jars
  12. Fill with hot spiced vinegar and seal
  13. Prepare for an incredibly fruity, but hot treat!

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Glossary:

  1. Jeera = coriander

  2. Haldi = turmeric

  3. Methi = fenugreek

  4. Aloo = potato

  5. Gobi = cauliflower

  6. Mouthgasm= an orgasm in your mouth

  7. Scrumdiddlyumptious = scrumdiddlyumptious

  8.  

  9. I don't tend to bother with quantities and strict timings as half the fun is experimenting and in any case you will need to take your own taste and that of your guests into consideration. I often make a selection of indian dishes in order to cater for a range of tastes as with a little practice, organisation a good knife and a modicum of red wine the dishes are surprisingly quick to prepare

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